and they say reverse racism isn’t real
this is it this is my favorite picture of all time
when you’re hungry and you remember there’s leftovers
when you realize someone already ate them
me when i diet
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
"I’m glad I had a daughter. Ever since my grandmother died, I’ve needed the female energy in my life. It’s good energy. I mean, when things go wrong, another man can tell you that everything is going to be OK. But not like a woman can."I absolutely love everything about this.
WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINE
1/50 Pictures of Patrick Stump
*looks at own dick* amazing
I just ate 14 peanut butter cups and I’ve never felt so alive