memeking69:

when someone reminds the teacher about the homework you didnt do

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iamshadowthehedgehog:

I had a dream that Kirby single handedly made it to the final round of a Pokémon tournament because nobody wanted to admit they had no idea what kind of Pokémon he was

foxnewsofficial:

thank you for these great birthday card covers everyone my grandma will be very happy 

awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

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nice try bing

scroogled

officialunitedstates:

I wish the kermit meme lasted longer but thats not my concern

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officialunitedstates:

me when I see a big bug in front of me and am ready to stomp on it

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a big bug in front of me and am ready to stomp on it

flamesfirstfrost:

asapscience:

The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets. 

*breathes heavily into a paperbag*

flamesfirstfrost:

asapscience:

The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets. 

*breathes heavily into a paperbag*

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

hendumst:

I could listen to this forever and never get bored